Tweets

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

incendiarism:

thisblogisabout:

agitatedassassin:

henthailand:

do the people in iceland just name things by sneezingimage

Step aside, Iceland.
Wales win this round. 

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And then there’s New Zealand. 

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And that’s not even the full name.

(Source: basedgosh)

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

lesbianathogwarts:

neyruto:

april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

that post got very sad very fast

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

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